I can't really give you this award. I don't even know how I got it. But I'll tell you what I can do, I can send a letter to the editor demanding a retraction of the article. You will be CC'd. Furthermore, I'll plead that you take my place, no matter your age or talent level. I will make a very solid case for you, and if for some reason they don't budge, I'll still do right by you. Any time I mention winning the award in writing or verbally I will say, "I was on Business Insider's 30 most...but really YOUR NAME is far superior in every way." We can work on the specifics of language once I receive the $1,900.